John

May 18, 2008

The noise is back

Filed under: Uncategorized — John @ 10:22 pm

I’d had some problems with my cook earlier that night so when he went outside to smoke and I heard a banging, I thought it was him. He of course probably thought I was crazy because I kept looking at him through the window and making strange gestures to try and communicate, “what do you want?”
finally I happened to be looking at him when I heard the noise and realized, it’s coming from the bathroom!
i’m concerned at this point. The wall is shaking from the force of the blows and this banging has been going on for at least five minutes. Either whoever is in there is trying to beat his way through the wall or he’s giving birth to a rhino.
As I enter the restroom and call out “are you ok?” the only other occupant turns towards me from where he’s facing the closet and says, “they locked me in here”
the best part is that then he turned back and banged two more times before he realized what he was doing.
the two doors are next to each other

1 Comment

  1. Where’s the guys in the white coats when you need them.
    ROTFL

    Comment by Mom — May 19, 2008 @ 10:52 am

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