So I was leaving work last night and I saw a snake like shape in the parking lot. Swerving to avoid hitting it, I quickly parked my car and with the engine running leapt out to apprehend the reptilian prey.
Someone else had already gotten it though, head bashed in and rattler cut off I decided I’d still get a bit of fun out of it.
So I draped it along the running board of my manager’s SUV…. Having grown up in west texas, I think this is absolutely hilarious.
We’ll see what she thinks tomorrow when I find out whether or not I still have a job . 